More pictures of my latest art....

I cannot believe it has been four years since I have posted anything on here...I must have been busier than I thought eating pork products and drawing and watching junk TV...Recently,I have started drawing on plates from the Dollar Store and the Goodwill...Speaking of the Goodwill...In May, on Mother's Day, I fell in the parking lot, trying to get up the curb and broke my arm, really badly, at the Amherst, New Hampshire Goodwill...The concern of the people in charge at the Goodwill that day was totally lacking...The manager came out, looked at me in a big lump on the ground and made a loud noise of disgust,lo

oked at me again, said nothing to me and walked back inside the store...So much for Goodwill at that Goodwill...Here are some action photos of the plates I have done...My friend, Mrs Mastroni talked me into making them...It is addictive...Thank you Mrs Mastroni...

Thursday.......

Okay, I was talked into opening a Facebook account and I just don't know why I did it.....People who know me alreay know that I'm not going to answer them on there when they leave me a message...Why not e-mail me or make a comment on here??? What's the poke thing on there about??? Poke me or someone else where and why??????Do I look like the sort of person who wants or needs a poke???? What's the big deal about Facebook??? Better yet call me and talk to my answering machine and I'll sit here drawing or watching TV and eating some junk and I will listen to you leaving me a message......I like that the best.....You all know that....
I made this olive oil rosemary bread and a cheese quiche for Maris which I started to cut and eat but then I put it back together to take a picture of it.......
It's actually beautiful out today.....My friend, Jeanne, is taking me out to lunch....This is a fabulous one.....She's old and deaf and way overmedicated and she goes to the VFW for senior meals every Monday through Friday for $2 a meal....Gee, what a treat and what a freaking bargain !!!!! Anyway, she said that the pork roast there is almost a good as mine......I'm her invited guest as I am NOT old enough to go there on my own or without an oxygen tank or caregiver....So, I'm going to try their pork roast....She's paying the $2 for me....If I put on my makeup and a pair of SPANKS and the pork roast is crap I am going to push her out of the car......If the pork roast is good then I'm going to push her out of the car also...Either way I get fed and she has to walk......I'm taking my camera for this one.....

Bad Looking Breakfast and A Mrs Mastroni Original

This is a real treat of a picture......You'll want the recipe....It was my breakfast this morning....A bowl of full fat large curd cottage cheese and three spoonfulls of Marie's Extra Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing........hahahaaaaaaaaaa..It was bad.....Too much Marie's....I got a little overexcited...The other picture is a better picture of a present Sandy gave to me for Christmas.....I love it.......Thank you Mrs Bud Mastroni......hahaaaaaa

Even More Mrs Mastroni art.......

More from the front room.......

Mrs Mastroni's Art in My House Room 1... The Front Room

Okay, I told Mrs Mastroni AKA Sandy that I would take some pictures of her art which I collect and I have in every room in my house.....It's like a Mastroni Museum here...Part 1 Room 1 is my front room...Here goes......

New Drawings.....

Baby Joey.......

This is my grandson, Baby Joey.....His real name is Braydon Francis Joseph....He is the best....I love him......

Snacks and Snow

It's been snowing for two days now.....It creeps me out.....Even though I have no plans to go anywhere because of the crap snow I couldn't go anywhere if I wanted to...So, my daughter and I are dressed in our pajamas, lounging around....She's reading Ethan Frome and I'm eating and drawing and watching junk TV......Snowstorm trapped eating is when I am at my best...I make the best things to eat....My daughter just peers over the top of her book and hides half her face, the half that is smiling at my culinary inventions....I slammed down a little healthy no sugar real orange juice jello....Does that taste like crap !!!!! All natural, no dyes, no chemical additives......What the hell???? Anyway, I downed that then got a can of full cream whipped cream and filled up the jello container with whipped cream and ate it until the can was empty.....I love whipped cream......I like squirting it on my pointer finger and eating it off.....It was one of the first food tricks I taught all my kids when they were little and nice....Then I found two meatballs leftover in a pan of lasagna I made and I put them in a cup and nuked them......Now I have a stomach ache and I'm full and I wish it would stop snowing.....Later I'm going to write about some nit who sent me a convo on Etsy sort of threatening me because I refuse to answer any questions people ask that are in my shop announcement and in about 3 to 5 places in my policies, etc.....Reading is fundamental......She should learn that....Now some pictures.......

Spring and the end of school and the beginning of a barbeque tour......

I am counting the days till school is over for my daughter this year and I don't have to get my butt out of bed at 5 AM for a few months......There is nothing nice or pretty or good about 5 in the morning.....Except, maybe, that I'm still alive.....I'm thinking of taking a barbeque tour this summer.....Just getting in the car and driving to barbeque places.....My daughter doesn't eat barbequed anything so that will save me some money and I can buy more food for myself......She likes vegetables.....We can get her some by the side of the road or we could raid people's gardens on our tour.....It sounds like a great plan.....I quit all the other online places I was selling my art.....Now it's just sitting there on Etsy, not selling but lots of people looking at it and several copycats.....I'm now thinking of Etsy as my own personal art museum with all the people looking at my stuff......To the people trying to copy my drawings I say, you really have to try harder........hahahaaaaaaaa

Grandkids.....

These are three of my grandkids.....They are so funny and beautiful .......

I love this picture and I know other people will also but they won't admit it.........

I bought this the other day.............. I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long, long time.......

Okay, it's been way longer than I thought since I wrote anything......I woke up this morning to a comment on my blog that I have since deleted.....It was about smoking and cigarettes and medical horror stories......I really have no interest in them....The stories I mean.....I loved smoking....I quit because I made a promise, I guess it was a maternal feelings day, to my youngest daughter.....It was no medical reason.....It was because of a promise...We all get sick....We all die.....A death from my beloved Pall Malls no filters, and bacon, would be a death better than one from boredom and eating healthy and exercising.....Not every one who smokes gets sick....Not everyone who smokes gets some smoking disease.....Call me unfeeling but I really am way too old and have honestly never been much interested in medical horror stories, mine or yours......We all have one.....We all have lots of them...My blog is about my art, my bad eating habits, my cooking, my love of pork, my love of bacon and my missing cigarettes....Just stupidity and funny things......Please don't leave me comments about your sick relatives.....I'll leave you comments about mine if you do........The End........
Okay.....Now......
I opened another shop on Etsy named victoriasponge....I'm selling all sorts of ephemera and junk I bought when I lived in England....I'm having fun......
I'm going to really try and write more....I have lots of new art to list also and some good food pictures......Three of my little grandchildren came to visit last week......They are so much fun......I had the best time with them.......I love them.......They are beautiful....I will post some pictures of them also.....

Thanksgiving....A week late

Okay, so Thanksgiving has come and gone......I'm not really great at keeping up with writing.....For Thanksgiving my daughter and I wanted to be home alone in our pajamas, no company, just junk TV and food.....I bought a 29.78 pound turkey and we never had a bite of it on Thanksgiving......We ate the side dishes and just didn't feel like turkey......Here he is in all his glory.....